A Look Back at Ten Years of Geotripping: Geotripper Emerges From the Apocalypse...

This week is my commemoration of ten years of geoblogging. I've been digging through the archives for some of my favorite posts of the last decade, and we've reached 2011. We had a series of epic trips that year, one with my students across the Pacific Northwest and northern Rocky Mountains, and the other a personal journey across the Basin and Range, the central Rocky Mountains and the Colorado Plateau. They resulted in not one, but two blog series, A Convergence of Wonders, and Vagabonding Across the 39th Parallel. I would recommend the first if you want to know what adventures await if you attend a Modesto Junior College geology field studies course, and the second if you want to know what happens when you just up and leave on a two-week trip without a plan, and just a vague goal (Rocky Mountain National Park). Those of you who know me will understand how hard that can be, starting out a day not completely certain where one will end up that night.

But as fun as those series were for me to write, I picked three individual posts from 2011 as my favorites. One was utilitarian, one was about the adventure of being a geologist (or geology fan), and the third, my response to yet another irresponsible prediction about a giant earthquake or apocalypse or some other world-ending thing that got the web and cable news all excited. Of course the predicted date came and went with no unusual activity as they always do. Frankly, I sort of lost it. That blogpost is below. The other two are coming shortly...enjoy!


From March 24, 2011: 

Welcome, survivors of the Apocalypse! Like you, I have been hiding in my underground bunker, safe from the radiation cloud and protected from the supermoon and giant earthquake that caused California to plunge into the sea. I'm waiting to see if my investment in oceanfront property on the Carrizo Plains has paid off with a nice seaside view. Did any of the southern California mountains remain as offshore islands? I was sort of hoping to have a few on the horizon. I've been rationing my Cheetos, Pringles and beef jerky. I lined my bunker with lots and lots of tin foil to protect myself from the electronic emanations of those pointy-headed "scientists" who kept poo-pooing the predictions of those who sensed the coming Apocalypse in their minds and mathematical calculations. As soon as I saw the work of the prophets on the Internet I knew it had to be true. Their prophecies were aired by the cable news networks, so I double-knew it had to be true. I didn't feel the earthquake because I built my shelter on a spring-loaded foundation. Was it really shaky? My clock broke, so I've been estimating the number of days I've been in hiding by making chalk marks on the wall; it's 2012 isn't it? The Mayan calendar came to an end and all? Have the Zombies died out yet?

Well, that's that. The supermoon weekend passed and California is still here. The full moon didn't scrape along the ground and erase cities. There were no tidal disruptions. There was no earthquake. There were no volcanic eruptions. No one melted from the radiation cloud. The prophets and predictors were wrong, yet again, wrong again for the umpteenth time. Over and over they are wrong. Hundreds of times they have been wrong. And still they find a stage on the cable news networks, the Internet, the radio...over and over. There always seems to be a crowd of uninformed and misinformed people who take them seriously, and there are uninformed and misinformed news readers who are unable to critically assess their irresponsible claims. At the same time they dismiss the statements and findings of academics who have given over their lives to the study and understanding of the earth sciences. And in the end the charlatans and fakes are never brought to account for scaring people and causing economic disruptions.

I've seen enough of "judgment journalism" in politics to know that cable news outlets are capable of shaming those who cross the line of honesty and decency. They are capable of using their media platform to upbraid and criticize officials who steal money or engage in hypocritical behaviour. Why are they not criticizing and shaming those who carelessly predicted earthquakes and radiation poisoning without regard to the consequences of being totally (and predictably) wrong? I have never seen the news readers take a self-proclaimed "psychic" to task for their hundreds of wrong predictions.

Wouldn't it be nice just once to see a camera crew waiting outside the home of one of those self-proclaimed psychics or would-be earthquake prophets and ask them over and over why they made yet another wrong claim that needlessly scared people? Just once to hear them told to their face that they are charlatans and fakes? How long will the con artists persist when they know they will be subjected to public derision when they make their spurious claims?

In the meantime, the media outlets need to learn the real facts about the possibilities of quakes and other hazards in California (and anywhere else) and make sure their audiences know the actual magnitude of the threat. The faults are here after all, and there is a lot of built-up stress. Damaging quakes will happen, and we need to all be as prepared as possible. The first thing to do is to arm yourself with knowledge. Get this knowledge from responsible government agencies like the U.S. Geological Survey, or the California Geological Survey, or academic organizations like the Southern California Earthquake Center. Then you make the appropriate preparations: keep emergency supplies of water, flashlights, radios, batteries, and first aid kits, both in your home, and in your car. Have a family plan for what to do when disaster strikes.

By the way, it is ok to have Pringles and Cheetos in your emergency supplies...but put some healthy stuff in there too. There is junk food and there is junk news. Too much of either can be harmful to your health.

Horrific Drought Continues: Who's Responsible For This??

Texas and Oklahoma continue to suffer through a horrific heat wave and unprecedented drought. Knowing how droughts were affecting our own Central Valley just in the last year or two, I know the kinds of stress the citizens of those states are going through. I wish them the best.

One thing really strikes me, though. In Texas, there is governor (and potential presidential candidate) Rick Perry who was calling for days of prayer to make it rain (to make God make it rain?). It didn't  work. In Oklahoma, the citizens continue to elect Senator James Inhofe, one of the most vociferous deniers of climate change and global warming. I cannot help but be impressed by the almost precise alignment of the exceptional drought and the boundaries of the two states (aside from New Mexico).

I have written at length (in these posts, for instance) about the unfortunate tendency of certain reprehensible and irresponsible religious "leaders" and televangelists to lay the blame for natural disasters on the citizens who happen to live in the affected areas. There was the business of blaming Haitians for their earthquake and the people of New Orleans for bringing on Hurricane Katrina. It seems that this particular situation is ready-made for placing blame and judgement on the people of Texas and Oklahoma, but I don't hear any preachers stepping up to the mike about this, except for a few scattered references to the end times.

Is it easier to believe in a few religious nutcases when faced with a situation like this, or is it easier to trust climate scientists who have spent their careers studying climate change, and who have successfully predicted these kinds of events? One episode doesn't prove global warming any more than a snowstorm disproves it. But the increasing number of heat waves and droughts in the predicted locations is ominous.

Whether it is God's punishment or yet another piece of evidence for global warming, I hope Senator Inhofe and Governor Perry are paying attention. Senator Inhofe in particular may not see glaciers melting in the Arctic, but he should certainly be able to see the crops withering in the sun in Oklahoma.

Giant California Earthquakes and the Radiation Cloud; California Falls into the Sea: Geotripper Emerges from the Apocalypse...

Welcome, survivors of the Apocalypse! Like you, I have been hiding in my underground bunker, safe from the radiation cloud and protected from the supermoon and giant earthquake that caused California to plunge into the sea. I'm waiting to see if my investment in oceanfront property on the Carrizo Plains has paid off with a nice seaside view. Did any of the southern California mountains remain as offshore islands? I was sort of hoping to have a few on the horizon. I've been rationing my cheetos, pringles and beef jerky. I lined my bunker with lots and lots of tin foil to protect myself from the electronic emanations of those pointy-headed "scientists" who kept poo-pooing the predictions of those who sensed the coming Apocalypse in their minds and mathematical calculations. As soon as I saw the work of the prophets on the Internet I knew it had to be true. Their prophecies were aired by the cable news networks, so I double-knew it had to be true. I didn't feel the earthquake because I built my shelter on a spring-loaded foundation. Was it really shaky? My clock broke, so I've been estimating the number of days I've been in hiding by making chalk marks on the wall; it's 2012 isn't it? The Mayan calendar came to an end and all? Have the Zombies died out yet?

Well, that's that. The supermoon weekend passed and California is still here. The full moon didn't scrape along the ground and erase cities. There were no tidal disruptions. There was no earthquake. There were no volcanic eruptions. No one melted from the radiation cloud. The prophets and predictors were wrong, yet again, wrong again for the umpteenth time. Over and over they are wrong. Hundreds of times they have been wrong. And still they find a stage on the cable news networks, the Internet, the radio...over and over. There always seems to be a crowd of uninformed and misinformed people who take them seriously, and there are uninformed and misinformed news readers who are unable to critically assess their irresponsible claims. At the same time they dismiss the statements and findings of academics who have given over their lives to the study and understanding of the earth sciences. And in the end the charlatans and fakes are never brought to account for scaring people and causing economic disruptions.

I've seen enough of "judgment journalism" in politics to know that cable news outlets are capable of shaming those who cross the line of honesty and decency. They are capable of using their media platform to upbraid and criticize officials who steal money or engage in hypocritical behaviour. Why are they not criticizing and shaming those who carelessly predicted earthquakes and radiation poisoning without regard to the consequences of being totally (and predictably) wrong? I have never seen the news readers take a self-proclaimed "psychic" to task for their hundreds of wrong predictions.

Wouldn't it be nice just once to see a camera crew waiting outside the home of one of those self-proclaimed psychics or would-be earthquake prophets and ask them over and over why they made yet another wrong claim that needlessly scared people? Just once to hear them told to their face that they are charlatans and fakes? How long will the con artists persist when they know they will be subjected to public derision when they make their spurious claims?

In the meantime, the media outlets need to learn the real facts about the possibilities of quakes and other hazards in California (and anywhere else) and make sure their audiences know the actual magnitude of the threat. The faults are here after all, and there is a lot of built-up stress. Damaging quakes will happen, and we need to all be as prepared as possible. The first thing to do is to arm yourself with knowledge. Get this knowledge from responsible government agencies like the U.S. Geological Survey, or the California Geological Survey, or academic organizations like the Southern California Earthquake Center. Then you make the appropriate preparations: keep emergency supplies of water, flashlights, radios, batteries, and first aid kits, both in your home, and in your car. Have a family plan for what to do when disaster strikes.

By the way, it is ok to have pringles and cheetos in your emergency supplies...but put some healthy stuff in there too. There is junk food and there is junk news. Too much of either can be harmful to your health.

Hey, I'm Changing Religions: Get Rich Quick!

I'm changing my religion...and there's a really geological connection here, involving earthquakes, gold mining, and diamond mining. You can get really rich if you align yourself with the right deity...

It's taken me a little while to understand the theology here, but apparently there's this God who gets all in a pique about an apocryphal story about the devil from 200 years ago, and sends four hurricanes and a horrific earthquake to smite out the lives of 200,000 great-great-great grandchildren of the person who insulted his sensibilities. On the other hand, a man of "god" spends his life conning money from widows and gullible old people through his television show, and invests the money in gold mining in an African country with the blessings of a bloodthirsty dictator currently on trial at the Hague for vicious war crimes. He also arranges to mine diamonds in another African country with the blessings of another vicious dictator, and uses the planes of his so-called "Operation Blessing" relief organization to ferry the mining equipment. The upshot is that this man, Pat Robertson, is worth $400 million to $1 billion.

OK, I'm not sure I really want to be associated with this kind of god. In fact, all I can say is that Pat Robertson is a repugnant human being. A man who takes credit for diverting hurricanes from his broadcasting center, which goes on to kill or injure many people where it does hit. A man who blames the 9/11 terror attack on liberals and homosexuals (along with another repugnant man, Jerry Falwell, who is dead now). He is a hateful bigot and a charlatan.

I kind of doubt that many of my readers send money to Pat Robertson, but if any do I have to say this: geologic disasters happen. They happen to evil people, they happen to good people. When you start judging people who are the victims of natural disasters, you dehumanize them. It makes it easier to ignore the terribly real pain and suffering that is going on, and will make you less inclined to help.

Please help out. There are many organizations on the ground in Haiti, including OxFam, Doctors Without Borders, and Habitat for Humanity (remember that months from now when we've collectively forgotten Haiti, rebuilding will still need to go on). Give now, and remember to give later when another story steals the headlines. All people are precious, and remember, you could be next. The earth doesn't judge us, it just continues doing the things it has for a long time. Sometimes, unfortunately, people get in the way.

"I hear the crying of the hungry
In the deserts where they're wandering
Hear them crying out for Heaven's own
Benevolence upon them
I Hear destructive power prevailing
I hear fools falsely hailing
To the crooked wits of tyrants when they call

I hear them all"

Old Crow Medicine Show